<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 20:27:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>Clam chowder soup</category><category>ancient ireland</category><category>mammogram</category><category>cancer</category><category>drug addiction</category><category>Lisa Friedman</category><category>Twitter for  Blogger</category><category>Free 2-day shipping Kindle</category><category>Ultimate Burger</category><category>vacations</category><category>five minute chocolate mug cake</category><category>upside down vegetables</category><category>emergency preparedness</category><category>Boost Immune System</category><category>collectible state quarters</category><category>survival kit</category><category>new</category><category>Afghanistan</category><category>5-minute mug cake</category><category>teenage addiction</category><category>JAVASCRIPT</category><category>birthday gift suggestion</category><category>social responsibility</category><category>Page Rank</category><category>Go-bag</category><category>Dr. Spencer Reid</category><category>flip flops</category><category>cocoa</category><category>Dirt Devil Kone</category><category>Paranoid than Dead</category><category>72-hour kit</category><category>Matthew Gray Gubler</category><category>Cleaning silverware</category><category>w3schools</category><category>glass sink</category><category>save the earth</category><category>falling hair</category><category>Elizabeth Taylor</category><category>breast cancer</category><category>Kindle DX</category><category>upside down gardening</category><category>Google Followers</category><category>braverjournal</category><category>tag board</category><category>Cecelia Ahern</category><category>chocolate chips</category><category>evacuation</category><category>Oven Fried Chicken</category><category>66 natural cleaning solutions</category><category>Creamy Poblano</category><category>buttons</category><category>new business to make money</category><category>Strep Throat</category><category>increasing traffic</category><category>Facebook for Blogger</category><category>Birthday present suggestion</category><category>Yoshida Sauce</category><category>CSS</category><category>Rajas</category><category>pink boxers</category><category>Tweet this Button for Blogger template</category><category>XML</category><category>Imaginary Friends</category><category>shoutmix</category><category>Teriyaki Salmon Pasta</category><category>disclosure policy</category><category>networking</category><category>margarita pops</category><category>Amazon Affiliate</category><category>Braggs Apple Cider Vinegar</category><category>Criminal Minds</category><category>blog design</category><category>Wasabi burger</category><category>disaster preparedness</category><category>Flip Video</category><category>emergency situations</category><category>HTML</category><category>credit repair</category><category>ghosts from the past</category><category>Recipes</category><category>health supplements</category><category>medieval</category><category>cbox</category><category>installing template</category><category>Drumstick rack</category><category>Kindle</category><category>earth day</category><category>teens and drugs</category><category>nutrition</category><category>templatelite.com</category><category>ketsana</category><category>Mexican Made Easy</category><category>Swine Flu</category><category>Nicholas Sparks</category><category>philippines</category><category>Pepper Strips</category><category>downloading template</category><category>72-hr kit</category><category>live traffic feed</category><category>st. patrick's day</category><category>chocolate mug cake</category><category>typhoon ondoy</category><category>link referral</category><category>how to make turkey taste like beef</category><category>Silverware to sparkle</category><category>domain</category><category>FlipHD</category><category>Trina Paulus</category><category>gibberbox</category><category>three-column template</category><category>calamities</category><category>Facebook Like button</category><category>P.S. I love You</category><category>army soldier</category><category>the secret is in the sauce</category><category>Zachary Boyd</category><category>drug rehabilitation</category><category>disasters</category><category>Dear John</category><category>Tweet this button</category><category>Wasabi Mayonnaise</category><category>thyroid</category><category>Shepherd's Pie</category><category>Hope For the Flowers book</category><category>ProBlogger: Secrets for Blogging Your Way to a Six-Figure Income</category><category>Reinfection</category><category>Safety Measures</category><category>blog</category><category>Better Safe than Sorry</category><category>Facebook Like button for Blogger template</category><category>vitamins</category><category>Letters to Juliet</category><category>blog directories</category><category>Kindle for Valentine</category><category>save the planet</category><category>microwaveable cake</category><category>vitagest</category><category>taco filling</category><category>flood</category><category>tonsillitis</category><category>ireland</category><category>feedjit</category><category>history</category><category>Trace my IP</category><category>how to tell if you're kid is into drugs</category><category>Hotshots Kamikaze burger</category><category>teens</category><category>margarita popsicles</category><category>tagboard</category><category>health</category><title>WONDER WIFEY</title><description>"Live well. Laugh often. Love always. Live simply. Speak kindly. Care deeply. Love generously. Laugh as much as you breathe. Love as long as you live."</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>343</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-196746166192210314</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-05-16T12:08:45.195-07:00</atom:updated><title>My Gallery is now up and running!</title><description>&lt;div class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://instacanv.as/misscremebrulee" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5743208361974347042" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oZfeGjfPxNs/T7P5k46ItSI/AAAAAAAABB8/UUY0eqbVUzk/s320/photo-798878.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Please check it out. Orders, of course, will send some love and a few cents my way. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for all the support! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://instacanv.as/misscremebrulee"&gt;http://instacanv.as/misscremebrulee&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-196746166192210314?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2012/05/my-gallery-is-now-up-and-running.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oZfeGjfPxNs/T7P5k46ItSI/AAAAAAAABB8/UUY0eqbVUzk/s72-c/photo-798878.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-3729000633609823487</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-20T09:00:35.779-07:00</atom:updated><title>New Look for Blogger</title><description>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Testing the platform right now.&amp;nbsp; So far so good.&amp;nbsp; Will dig deeper in&amp;nbsp;a while.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Later, my sweets!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/clarisse_medina/siggies/clarisse2.png" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_32x32_style"&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_button_preferred_1" href="http://www.blogger.com/"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_button_preferred_2" href="http://www.blogger.com/"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_button_preferred_3" href="http://www.blogger.com/"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_button_preferred_4" href="http://www.blogger.com/"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_button_compact" href="http://www.blogger.com/"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_counter addthis_bubble_style" href="http://www.blogger.com/"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#pubid=xa-4f8f1a24236d7701" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-3729000633609823487?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2012/04/new-look-for-blogger.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/clarisse_medina/siggies/th_clarisse2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-4542489499902445148</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 03:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-20T08:58:01.924-07:00</atom:updated><title>Geeksville-o-mania!!!</title><description>My kitchen is smelling like Singaporean chicken rice because I'm cooking Singaporean chicken rice!&amp;nbsp; Teehee!&amp;nbsp; We just came back from a 3-wk vacay in Philippines and Singapore and the hubs and I (particularly our tongues!) still have the vacation hangover from assorted food tripping all throughout the 3 weeks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We arrived back in Cali safe and sound last saturday and we've pretty much gotten over the jetlag too.&amp;nbsp; I think I'm going to share with you the secrets for overcoming jetlag easily. Watch out on my next post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now we're back to the daily grind.&amp;nbsp; I started working last Monday and so far, I haven't really cried over extreme grogginess nor helplessness at work.&amp;nbsp; MIND OVER MATTER, MY SWEETS.&amp;nbsp; Boy, the three weeks seem only like a fleeting dream now.&amp;nbsp; I am now back to my daily routine, including two trips to the grocery this week to replenish the eggs, milk and other perishables that our fridge went without for three weeks.&amp;nbsp; Another sign that we're now back to reality is the fact that hubby is back to scouring the net on his iPad for &lt;a href="http://www.geekalerts.com/"&gt;Geek Toys 2012&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; It's amazing how habits only take a hiatus and never really go away completely.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The truth is, I'm also into the same things he likes and I really like the website he regularly visits -- http://www.geekalerts.com.&amp;nbsp; Since I'm a gadget freak myself, I'm also on the lookout for gadget news and updates, and sometimes I would give in and end up buying new thingamabobs.&amp;nbsp; The great thing too is, you can also snag an &lt;a href="http://www.geekalerts.com/amazon-coupons/"&gt;Amazon promotional code&lt;/a&gt; or two and what do you know, even &lt;a href="http://www.geekalerts.com/petsmart-coupon/"&gt;Petsmart coupons&lt;/a&gt; too! I really enjoy hanging out on that site, in fact, I have the window open for it right now. Beer infused ice cream, anyone?&amp;nbsp; Check out what I'm talking about!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, toodles for now. The smell of chicken rice is luring me into the kitchen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll be back later.&amp;nbsp; After I'm done in geeksville too, that is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/clarisse_medina/siggies/clarisse2.png" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_32x32_style"&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_button_preferred_1" href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=3011308838357831962"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_button_preferred_2" href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=3011308838357831962"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_button_preferred_3" href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=3011308838357831962"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_button_preferred_4" href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=3011308838357831962"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_button_compact" href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=3011308838357831962"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_counter addthis_bubble_style" href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=3011308838357831962"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#pubid=xa-4f8f1a24236d7701" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-4542489499902445148?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2012/04/geeksville-o-mania.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/clarisse_medina/siggies/th_clarisse2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-1122735177489919323</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 23:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-04-17T16:11:19.490-07:00</atom:updated><title>A little pick me up that I needed today</title><description>&lt;div class=Section1&gt;  &lt;p class=description style='background:white'&gt;&lt;font size=1 color="#222222" face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:#222222'&gt;&amp;#8220;If you want it, you must will it. If you will it, it will be yours.&amp;#8221; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class=description style='background:white'&gt;&lt;font size=1 color="#222222" face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:#222222'&gt;~ Happy Feet 2011&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/header&gt;  &lt;p class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;font size=2 face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial'&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-1122735177489919323?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2012/04/little-pick-me-up-that-i-needed-today.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-2719064652297854863</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-01-30T08:43:10.523-08:00</atom:updated><title>FW: Stay Young</title><description>&lt;div class=Section1&gt;  &lt;table class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;   &lt;td valign=top style='padding:0in 0in 0in 0in'&gt;   &lt;p class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;font size=2 face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;span   style='font-size:11.0pt'&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/td&gt;  &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt;  &lt;p class=MsoNormal style='background:white'&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font size=2 face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold'&gt;Stay Young&lt;font color="#004080"&gt;&lt;span style='color:#004080'&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=black face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;i&gt;&lt;span style='font-style:italic'&gt;&lt;br&gt; We&amp;nbsp; all need to read this one over and over&amp;nbsp; -&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=black face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black'&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style='font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;until&amp;nbsp; it becomes part of who we&amp;nbsp; are!&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DcUqNbELmoc/TybInywA0GI/AAAAAAAAA7o/EryRL6_YkSM/s1600/ATT192306-790524.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DcUqNbELmoc/TybInywA0GI/AAAAAAAAA7o/EryRL6_YkSM/s320/ATT192306-790524.jpg"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703466564074917986" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style='font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=green face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:green;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;HOW&amp;nbsp; TO STAY YOUNG&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=red face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:red;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;1.&amp;nbsp; Try everything twice.&lt;br&gt; On one woman's&amp;nbsp; tombstone she said she wanted this&amp;nbsp; epitaph:&lt;br&gt; &amp;quot;Tried everything twice. Loved it&amp;nbsp; both times!&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=black face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;font-weight:bold'&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=red face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:red;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;&lt;br&gt; 2.&amp;nbsp; Keep only cheerful friends.&lt;br&gt; The grouches pull&amp;nbsp; you down.&lt;br&gt; (Keep this in mind if you are one&amp;nbsp; of those&amp;nbsp; grouches!)&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=black face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=black face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--srTovraNGk/TybIoGcSwiI/AAAAAAAAA8o/A65snFAsWlk/s1600/ATT192307-792474.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--srTovraNGk/TybIoGcSwiI/AAAAAAAAA8o/A65snFAsWlk/s320/ATT192307-792474.jpg"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703466569360917026" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=navy face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;&lt;br&gt; 3.&amp;nbsp; Keep learning:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal; font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=navy face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;Learn&amp;nbsp; more about the computer, crafts, gardening,&amp;nbsp; whatever...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=navy face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;Never&amp;nbsp; let the brain get&amp;nbsp; idle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:teal;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=navy face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:navy;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;'An&amp;nbsp; idle mind is the devil's workshop.' &lt;br&gt; And the&amp;nbsp; devil's name is&amp;nbsp; Alzheimer's!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:teal;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=purple face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:purple;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;&lt;br&gt; 4.&amp;nbsp; Enjoy the simple&amp;nbsp; things.&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=black face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mLrpY3-Eqvw/TybIpUvjOZI/AAAAAAAAA8w/Z1OURvquYSY/s1600/ATT192308-796935.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mLrpY3-Eqvw/TybIpUvjOZI/AAAAAAAAA8w/Z1OURvquYSY/s320/ATT192308-796935.jpg"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703466590379653522" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=blue face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;5.&amp;nbsp; Laugh often, long and loud.&lt;br&gt; Laugh until you&amp;nbsp; gasp for&amp;nbsp; breath.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:teal;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=blue face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;And&amp;nbsp; if you have a friend who makes you&amp;nbsp; laugh,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:teal;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=blue face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:blue;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;spend&amp;nbsp; lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=black face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=black face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5GIIC12Dncw/TybIpYyvFJI/AAAAAAAAA9g/ZHzTkWKR-Eo/s1600/ATT192309-797675.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5GIIC12Dncw/TybIpYyvFJI/AAAAAAAAA9g/ZHzTkWKR-Eo/s320/ATT192309-797675.jpg"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703466591466755218" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;&lt;br&gt; 6..&amp;nbsp; The tears happen: &lt;br&gt; Endure, grieve, and move&amp;nbsp; on. &lt;br&gt; The only person who is with us our&amp;nbsp; entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you&amp;nbsp; are alive. &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=green face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:green;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;&lt;br&gt; 7.&amp;nbsp; Surround yourself with what you love:&lt;br&gt; whether&amp;nbsp; it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants,&amp;nbsp; hobbies,&amp;nbsp; whatever..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=green face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:green;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;Your&amp;nbsp; home is your&amp;nbsp; refuge.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:teal;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=black face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RVdXcZX2TQk/TybIqjYslfI/AAAAAAAAA9o/aTjgSFWqHiA/s1600/ATT192310-702611.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RVdXcZX2TQk/TybIqjYslfI/AAAAAAAAA9o/aTjgSFWqHiA/s320/ATT192310-702611.jpg"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703466611490199026" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=navy face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;8.&amp;nbsp; Cherish your health:&lt;br&gt; If it is good, preserve&amp;nbsp; it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:teal;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=navy face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;If&amp;nbsp; it is unstable, improve&amp;nbsp; it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:teal;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=navy face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;If&amp;nbsp; it is beyond what you can improve, get&amp;nbsp; help.&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=red face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:red;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;&lt;br&gt; 9.&amp;nbsp; Don't take guilt&amp;nbsp; trips..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:teal;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=red face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:red;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;Take&amp;nbsp; a trip to the mall, even to the next city,&amp;nbsp; state,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=red face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:red; font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;to&amp;nbsp; a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt&amp;nbsp; is.&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;&lt;br&gt; 10.&amp;nbsp; Tell the people you love that you love them, at&amp;nbsp; every opportunity.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=navy face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;I&amp;nbsp; love you, my special&amp;nbsp; friend.&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=black face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;font-weight:bold'&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=black face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6fFgrujYTWg/TybIq51DxhI/AAAAAAAAA9w/tf2i7Q-j59s/s1600/ATT192311-703297.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6fFgrujYTWg/TybIq51DxhI/AAAAAAAAA9w/tf2i7Q-j59s/s320/ATT192311-703297.jpg"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703466617514739218" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=teal face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:teal;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;&lt;br&gt; 11.&amp;nbsp; Forgive now those who made you cry. You might&amp;nbsp; not get a second&amp;nbsp; chance.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=blue face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue; font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; And if you don't send this to at least 4&amp;nbsp; people - who cares? &lt;br&gt; But do share this with&amp;nbsp; someone. &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=black face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_ci1uqr9PWE/TybIrLjEQkI/AAAAAAAAA-A/yBnLeen9nZ0/s1600/ATT192312-703925.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_ci1uqr9PWE/TybIrLjEQkI/AAAAAAAAA-A/yBnLeen9nZ0/s320/ATT192312-703925.jpg"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703466622271111746" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=navy face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size: 11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'&gt;&lt;br&gt; Remember!&amp;nbsp; Lost time can never be&amp;nbsp; found.&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=fuchsia face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:fuchsia;font-weight:bold; font-style:italic'&gt;&lt;br&gt; Be&amp;nbsp; kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is&amp;nbsp; fighting some kind of battle.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=black face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-v-o6-p8Rrmw/TybIr-7r67I/AAAAAAAAA-M/A_dyCSFLiBE/s1600/ATT192313-707098.gif"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-v-o6-p8Rrmw/TybIr-7r67I/AAAAAAAAA-M/A_dyCSFLiBE/s320/ATT192313-707098.gif"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703466636064582578" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size=2 color=red face=Arial&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:11.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:red;font-weight:bold'&gt;Wine&amp;nbsp; 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class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-425726115491501094?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/10/isad-items-sticker-apparel-and-more.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TAIGVF63o3k/TpYdJGMhq3I/AAAAAAAAAvo/zW4eQUztMyg/s72-c/image001-708302.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-3943603357584899799</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 18:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-09-29T11:37:25.919-07:00</atom:updated><title>YOU THINK ENGLISH IS HARD?</title><description>&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoNormalTable"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;   &lt;td style="padding: 0in 0in 0in 0in;" valign="top"&gt;&lt;div id="yiv1565390195"&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoNormalTable"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td style="padding: 0in 0in 0in 0in;" valign="top"&gt;&lt;div id="yiv1565390195"&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoNormalTable"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;       &lt;td style="padding: 0in 0in 0in 0in;" valign="top"&gt;&lt;div id="yiv1565390195"&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;Got this       from a friend:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;blockquote style="margin-bottom: 5.0pt; margin-top: 5.0pt;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue; font-family: Garamond;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue; font-family: Garamond; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Amazing       we all learned English!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: Garamond;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: Garamond;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoNormalTable"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;         &lt;td style="padding: 0in 0in 0in 0in;" valign="top"&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;I think a retired         English teacher was bored. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;THIS IS GREAT!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;        &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Garamond;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Garamond; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Read all the way to the end.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: Garamond;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: Garamond;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Garamond;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Garamond; font-weight: bold;"&gt;This took a lot of work to put together!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: Garamond;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: Garamond;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoNormalTable"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;         &lt;td style="padding: 0in 0in 0in 0in;" valign="top"&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman';"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;You think English         is easy?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) The bandage was &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;wound &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;around         the &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;wound.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) The farm was used to &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;produce         produce&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3) The dump was so full that it had to &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;refuse &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;more &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;refuse&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4) We must &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;polish &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;the         &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Polish &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;furniture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5) He could &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;lead &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;if         he would get the &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;lead &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6) The soldier decided to &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;desert &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;his         dessert in the &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;desert.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7) Since there is no time like the &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;present&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;,         he thought it was time to &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;present &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;the         &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;present&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8) A &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;bass &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;was         painted on the head of the &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;bass &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;drum.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9) When shot at, the &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;dove dove &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;into         the bushes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10) I did not &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;object &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;to         the &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;object.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11) The insurance was &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;invalid &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;for         the &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;invalid.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12) There was a &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;row &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;among         the oarsmen about how to &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;row&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13) They were too &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;close &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;to         the door to &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;close &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14) The buck &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;does &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;funny         things when the &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;does &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;are         present.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15) A seamstress and a &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;sewer &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;fell         down into a &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;sewer &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;line.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;sow &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;to &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;sow.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17) The &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;wind &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;was         too strong to &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;wind &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;the         sail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18) Upon seeing the &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;tear &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;in         the painting I shed a &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;tear..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19) I had to &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;subject &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;the         &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;subject &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;to a series         of tests.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20) How can I &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;intimate &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;this         to my most &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;intimate &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;friend?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let's face it, English is a crazy language. There is no egg in         eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.         English muffins weren't invented in &lt;st1:country-region w:st="on"&gt;England&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;         or French fries in &lt;st1:place w:st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:country-region w:st="on"&gt;France&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;.         Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.         We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find         that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea         pig is neither from &lt;st1:place w:st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:country-region w:st="on"&gt;Guinea&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;         nor is it a pig.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't         groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't         the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?         One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends         but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of         all but one of them, what do you call it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats         vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the         English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally         insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a         recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and         feet that smell?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man         and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy         of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down; you         fill in a form by filling it out; an alarm goes off by going on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the         creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.         That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the         lights are out, they are invisible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;You lovers of the English language         might enjoy this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any         other two-letter word, and that is &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;'UP'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;It's easy         to understand &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;meaning         toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the         morning, why do we wake &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;At a meeting, why does a topic come &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Why do we speak &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;and why are the         officers &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;for election and         why is it &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;to the secretary         to write &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;a report?&lt;br /&gt;We call &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;our friends.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;And we use it to brighten &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;a room,         polish &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;the silver; we warm &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;the         leftovers and clean &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;the kitchen.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;We lock &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;the house, and         some guys fix &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;the old car.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;At other times the little word has real special meaning.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;People stir &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;trouble, line &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;for         tickets, work &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;an appetite, and         think &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;excuses.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;is         special&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;A drain must be opened &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;because         it is stopped &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;We open &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;a store in the         morning but we close it &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;at night.&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We seem to be pretty mixed &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;about &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;look the         word &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;in the dictionary.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;almost         1/4th of the page and can add &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;to about thirty         definitions.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;If you are &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;to it, you might         try building &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;a list of the         many ways &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;is used.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;It will take &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;a lot of your         time, but if you don't give &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;you may         wind &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;UP &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;with a hundred or more.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;UP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;When the sun comes out we say it is clearing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;UP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;UP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;UP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;UP,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;for now my time is &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;UP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;so...it is time to shut &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;UP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Now it's &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;UP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;to you to decide what to do with this email.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;        &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div style="background: white; margin-bottom: 12.0pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="yiv1565390195ecxmsonormal" style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: Garamond;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: Garamond;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: Garamond;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: Garamond;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;      &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;    &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-3943603357584899799?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/09/you-think-english-is-hard.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-4108506406668962444</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 03:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-09-16T20:38:00.904-07:00</atom:updated><title>I'm back...</title><description>And this has got to be the longest hiatus ever, at least in my hiatus history.&amp;nbsp; That is, if you don't count the episode in my life a few years back when I was so stressed out (because of a bunch of mean-o's in the hubs' clan) that my hair started to fall and my heart started to do random and intermittent somersaults that could give any stunt crew of Cirque Du Soleil a run for his money. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm back and I feel rusty. In fact, I think I have almost forgotten my password at some point.&amp;nbsp; Just kidding.&amp;nbsp; I've been busy with juggling work stuff, art stuff, house stuff, chill stuff.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So what's new with me, you ask?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here are some random things:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I start art classes in&amp;nbsp;October&amp;nbsp;(as a student!)...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our backyard project is finally done!!!&amp;nbsp; We have a backyard!!! And a brand new patio set! I'm just waiting to find that perfect fire pit to go with it.&amp;nbsp; And the perfect park bench.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's friday night right now and I'm watching Catch Me if You Can.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So yeah, catch me if you can!&amp;nbsp; I'm logging off soon.&amp;nbsp; But I'll come back...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meanwhile, I'm off hitting up&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.canadapost.ca/shopper/flowers-flower-delivery/sc/1334"&gt;flower delivery deals&lt;/a&gt; for my great aunt in Canada who's celebrating her birthday next month.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Toodles!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/clarisse_medina/siggies/clarisse2.png" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250"&gt;&lt;img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px;" width="125" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js?pub=wonderwifey" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php" name="fb_share" type="button_count"&gt;Share&lt;/a&gt;&lt;script src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/connect.php/js/FB.Share" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-4108506406668962444?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/09/im-back.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/clarisse_medina/siggies/th_clarisse2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-3359505071327604149</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 06:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-09T23:01:19.358-07:00</atom:updated><title>Balance</title><description>&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;I hope you guys missed me because I missed you.&amp;nbsp; I have been up to a lot, as always, for the past 3 years.....what else is new....but lo and behold, something is new!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;I have learned how to master the art of relaxation in my daily grind.&amp;nbsp; I am serious about it that I even now write it down and schedule it like it's another task to do...and it works!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;That's also one of the main reasons why I have been in and out (mostly out) of blogging lately....well, at least temporarily while I am in the peak of fruitful and productive stuff.&amp;nbsp; I now make sure I allot some time to relax and stop, and so that's exactly what I do now.&amp;nbsp; And when you don't find me here, it's not exactly because I've really totally run out of free time.&amp;nbsp; It's most likely because I'm just getting me a good massage, or sleeping, or watching my favorite shows on TV while sipping on hot Camomile tea.&amp;nbsp; The works!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;I have also made sure the my study/home office is very conducive to resting and not just working.&amp;nbsp; I am this close to putting up glow in the dark stars like those &lt;a href="http://www.wall-pops.com/kids.aspx"&gt;Kids Wall Decals&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; that I used to have in my room before I got married.&amp;nbsp; Maybe I will really go for it, because at night, it transforms to an open beach view of a beautiful night sky, albeit, faux stars!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Anyhoo..that's what I have been up to lately.&amp;nbsp; And oh, I'm easier on myself too.&amp;nbsp; If time doesn't permit, I won't force it.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm sure there will be another time.&amp;nbsp; Rest is as important as work.&amp;nbsp; I think I have a balanced scale now.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250"&gt;&lt;img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0px none;" width="125" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js?pub=wonderwifey" type="text/javascript"&gt; &lt;/script&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php" name="fb_share" type="button_count"&gt;Share&lt;/a&gt;&lt;script src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/connect.php/js/FB.Share" type="text/javascript"&gt; &lt;/script&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-3359505071327604149?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/08/balance.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-4837575753081808229</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 05:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-07-25T22:39:59.564-07:00</atom:updated><title>byebye mr yellow</title><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vuzJCrWEdXY/Ti5TMOg35SI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/V-CL0VngNt8/s1600/photo-799565.PNG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vuzJCrWEdXY/Ti5TMOg35SI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/V-CL0VngNt8/s320/photo-799565.PNG"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633531653406582050" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;we need to cash in now and hopefully we&amp;#39;ll stumble on another one soon (like we haven&amp;#39;t yet!)  uhrm, silk green baby comin&amp;#39; right up!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-4837575753081808229?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/07/byebye-mr-yellow.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vuzJCrWEdXY/Ti5TMOg35SI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/V-CL0VngNt8/s72-c/photo-799565.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-5111329610301308905</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 17:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-07-03T10:12:49.837-07:00</atom:updated><title>[Gratitude | Half Moon Bay | 07.03.11]</title><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9EDzcX6dyzY/ThCjEUa-VEI/AAAAAAAAAu0/-qkSge9G850/s1600/photo-769838.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9EDzcX6dyzY/ThCjEUa-VEI/AAAAAAAAAu0/-qkSge9G850/s320/photo-769838.JPG"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5625175229182399554" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;My life is sailing toward the direction I&amp;#39;ve always dreamed of and fantasized passionately about. Yesterday, I received a package in the mail: a draft of the first book I&amp;#39;m going to illustrate.&lt;p&gt;:-)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-5111329610301308905?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/07/gratitude-half-moon-bay-070311.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9EDzcX6dyzY/ThCjEUa-VEI/AAAAAAAAAu0/-qkSge9G850/s72-c/photo-769838.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-5459765757935027607</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 00:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-24T17:38:23.164-07:00</atom:updated><title>My Third Place</title><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zEYAtWom3JM/TgUt_xsPn-I/AAAAAAAAAus/1RSQV5NPP3Y/s1600/photo-703165.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zEYAtWom3JM/TgUt_xsPn-I/AAAAAAAAAus/1RSQV5NPP3Y/s320/photo-703165.JPG"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5621950283535851490" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Relaxing in a place where they never get my name spelled right, listening to my &amp;quot;Yael Naim&amp;quot; station at Pandora, occasionally chatting with long lost college buddies on a very long FB thread, and people-watching til my mind goes blank. Nice feeling after a highly cerebral day at work... &lt;br&gt;[My 3rd Place | 06.24.11]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-5459765757935027607?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/06/my-third-place.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zEYAtWom3JM/TgUt_xsPn-I/AAAAAAAAAus/1RSQV5NPP3Y/s72-c/photo-703165.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-4593927680894799834</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 17:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-22T10:42:15.818-07:00</atom:updated><title>Summer is here!!!</title><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Q8q-8lD4OmU/TgIpd6Kj1-I/AAAAAAAAAuk/PlRwtl1pWa0/s1600/photo-735819.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Q8q-8lD4OmU/TgIpd6Kj1-I/AAAAAAAAAuk/PlRwtl1pWa0/s320/photo-735819.JPG"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5621100878718293986" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Stay cool you guys!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-4593927680894799834?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/06/summer-is-here.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Q8q-8lD4OmU/TgIpd6Kj1-I/AAAAAAAAAuk/PlRwtl1pWa0/s72-c/photo-735819.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-6873763603900308383</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-22T10:35:50.271-07:00</atom:updated><title>A Day in the Life of an #IGER</title><description>&lt;div class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;-MC Hammer liked some of my photos and followed me. Tee hee!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;-It's so hot tonight that I got up and took a shower at 11pm. Now I'm back in bed while the ceiling fan keeps me cool....and dries my hair while at it! I want to snap an #iger photo of it! LOL...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-I've been swamped with work that it's the first time I ALMOST brought it home with me like the workaholic monster I used to be....until I stopped myself. Heck! Tomorrow's another day!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-I have been passing up on a lot of writing opps because I'm still coming home too tired from some new responsibilities at work. When will I ever recover and get used to it? There goes the occasional 15 bucks free money haha. Or the bonus $8 that makes $42 suddenly feel like fifty. Or the randomly sprouting humble and measly yet helpful $5 that makes $95 feel like a whopping one hundred!!! LOL. That's exactly what this website is for.....raking in the moolah....and all it gets now is some random and free, uncommisoned iPhoneography. Sorry!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-My non-commercialized site &lt;a href="http://www.missclarisse.com/"&gt;http://www.missclarisse.com/&lt;/a&gt; needs help again :( The fence template is gone again, boo!!! Now I have to fix it....but there's not enough time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- I'm still stoked about MC Hammer!!! And here's a screenshot ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-78wtrsM_iTU/TgGbXKmfTCI/AAAAAAAAAuc/yocfVbg792w/s1600/photo-754348.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620944632220175394" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-78wtrsM_iTU/TgGbXKmfTCI/AAAAAAAAAuc/yocfVbg792w/s320/photo-754348.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-6873763603900308383?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/06/day-in-life-of-iger.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-78wtrsM_iTU/TgGbXKmfTCI/AAAAAAAAAuc/yocfVbg792w/s72-c/photo-754348.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-712626224386275077</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 19:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-18T12:17:45.772-07:00</atom:updated><title>Road Trip - Par Deux</title><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UGd_VgF45Ig/Tfz52j1RMlI/AAAAAAAAAuU/HV-0f_lFYBc/s1600/photo-765773.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UGd_VgF45Ig/Tfz52j1RMlI/AAAAAAAAAuU/HV-0f_lFYBc/s320/photo-765773.JPG"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5619641150778454610" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;My favorite lake. &lt;br&gt;Somewhere. &lt;br&gt;In the middle of nowhere.&lt;br&gt;[Passenger Seat | 06.18.11]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-712626224386275077?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/06/road-trip-par-deux.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UGd_VgF45Ig/Tfz52j1RMlI/AAAAAAAAAuU/HV-0f_lFYBc/s72-c/photo-765773.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-6834264904192310346</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 19:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-18T12:15:35.842-07:00</atom:updated><title>Road Trip</title><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hiP1onFVzrI/Tfz5WEu7-cI/AAAAAAAAAuM/_fkA0JDWjM4/s1600/photo-735843.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hiP1onFVzrI/Tfz5WEu7-cI/AAAAAAAAAuM/_fkA0JDWjM4/s320/photo-735843.JPG"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5619640592674585026" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;SoCal bound. Interstate 5 &lt;br&gt;[Passenger Seat | 06.18.11]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-6834264904192310346?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/06/road-trip.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hiP1onFVzrI/Tfz5WEu7-cI/AAAAAAAAAuM/_fkA0JDWjM4/s72-c/photo-735843.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-8297752386058952920</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 06:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-14T23:44:05.715-07:00</atom:updated><title>[Photoetry | 06.13.11]</title><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AeklDqccz2g/TfhUtmBBFOI/AAAAAAAAAuE/EFnUEsEP3i0/s1600/photo-745716.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AeklDqccz2g/TfhUtmBBFOI/AAAAAAAAAuE/EFnUEsEP3i0/s320/photo-745716.JPG"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618333677420352738" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Date with myself, &lt;br&gt;      it&amp;#39;s been a while.&lt;br&gt;This solitude,&lt;br&gt;      is making me smile.&lt;p&gt;~ C | Burger King | 5:25pm&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-8297752386058952920?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/06/photoetry-061311.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AeklDqccz2g/TfhUtmBBFOI/AAAAAAAAAuE/EFnUEsEP3i0/s72-c/photo-745716.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-1567230085660105935</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-13T21:01:11.506-07:00</atom:updated><title>Wal-Friends</title><description>     &lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;      &lt;p&gt;This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of &lt;a rel='nofollow' href='http://app.socialspark.com/disclosure_clicks?oid=3362252'&gt;Walgreens&lt;/a&gt; for &lt;a rel='nofollow' href='http://izea.in/r3ZP'&gt;SocialSpark&lt;/a&gt;. 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I've always wanted to try it but I'm still chickening out at this time.  It looks like it works though, because the hubs can't live without it....especially since he always suffers from allergies and perpetually itchy and congested nasal passages. &lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p&gt;	The other one is my trusty pal, because I usually need digestive aid (go figure) especially when I've eaten meat (something I enjoy, but I'm not necessarily used to). &lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p&gt;	We used to buy the more expensive brands until one time, my mom needed some antacids during her visit with me and my cousin gave her a bottle of Walgreens Brand Assorted Fruit Chewable Antacids&lt;span style='display: none' _fck_bookmark='1'&gt; &lt;/span&gt;.  My mom left the bottle with me when she left and I started using it, and realized how equally effective they were.  Of course, how can you go wrong with products that contain exactly the same ingredients? Since then, I never went back to the other brand, and started buying the Walgreens Brand Health and Wellness products, and I was happy knowing that I always save each time.  It's really perfect and complementing our family budget.  &lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p&gt;	I also like it that by supporting this, I support bringing preventive wellness services to communities via the  &lt;a rel='nofollow' href='http://app.socialspark.com/clicks?lid=9902&amp;amp;oid=3362252'&gt;Walgreens Way to Well Fund™&lt;/a&gt;.  It might benefit you! &lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p&gt;	I hope you give it a chance like I did.  Some bloggers, by the way, are giving away Walgreens Gift Cards and so don't pass up on these &lt;a rel='nofollow' href='http://app.socialspark.com/clicks?lid=10192&amp;amp;oid=3362252'&gt;giveaways&lt;/a&gt;.  If you're interested, check out this link: &lt;span style='display: none' _fck_bookmark='1'&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href='http://socialspark.com/WalgreensBrandSweeps'&gt;http://socialspark.com/WalgreensBrandSweeps&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p&gt;	 &lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p&gt;	 &lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p&gt;	&lt;span class='placeholder'&gt;&lt;a href='http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/N5589.izea.comOX5264/B5173762.4;sz=1x1;pc=[TPAS_ID];ord=[timestamp]?'&gt; &lt;img alt='Advertisement' height='1' width='1' border='0' src='http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/N5589.izea.comOX5264/B5173762.4;sz=1x1;pc=[TPAS_ID];ord=[timestamp]?'/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p&gt;	 &lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p&gt;	&lt;span class='placeholder'&gt;&lt;img alt='120x30_WalgrensTransparentLogo' src='https://img.skitch.com/20110222-rp81dm7p8qypywxt5eyaybxjnc.jpg'/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p&gt;	 &lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p&gt;	&lt;span class='placeholder'&gt;&lt;img alt='Pharmacist' src='https://img.skitch.com/20110222-q97fxathyuq1ac5car8h1mstyw.jpg'/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;p&gt;  &lt;a rel='nofollow' href='http://app.socialspark.com/disclosure_clicks?oid=3362252'&gt;    &lt;img style='border:none;' src='http://app.socialspark.com/views?oid=3362252' border='0' alt='Visit Sponsor&amp;apos;s Site'/&gt;  &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-1567230085660105935?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/06/wal-friends.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-3508088005046187069</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2011 05:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-11T22:39:07.182-07:00</atom:updated><title>Wifey's Happy Hour: Arts, Crafts and Sewing Supplies</title><description>Well, considering that there was very little left of the Saturday I woke up to (try 2pm -- half the day was lost to sleepdom), the hubs and I were still able to accomplish some stuff....after cleaning and tidying up the house, that is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He took me to my favorite A-town! We had soup dimsum, braised egg tofu, and authentic handpulled noodles.&amp;nbsp; We also picked up some FroYo (frozen yogurt) before passing by the craft store for wifey's "Happy Hour". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had some coupons for use&amp;nbsp;this weekend and I applied them to the wires I so needed for my jewelry creations. I picked up some &lt;a href="http://www.home-sewing.com/en_GB"&gt;Sewing Supplies&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;for another project.&amp;nbsp; I'm very happy because I was able to snag good deals for all the materials I needed.&amp;nbsp; Some stuff came in from the mail too yesterday and so I was really looking forward to organizing and conceptualizing new ideas. Something I was thinking of doing if we didn't host and entertain the Wine and Steak Dinner last night at home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I'm back home and I just finished organizing my little craft corner that has made its way from my cave (the spare room) to the corner next to my bed in our masterbedroom.&amp;nbsp; I managed to pull the tiny art table and push it to the wall as well as&amp;nbsp;my terribly old IKEA&amp;nbsp;worklamp.&amp;nbsp; It's pretty convenient because now I won't have to miss hubby, and hubby won't have to miss me when I'm busy finishing an art project.&amp;nbsp; Now, he's just gonna be a few feet away, laying down on his side of the bed while he watches TV and surf on his iPad for his own favorite stuff -- car thingamajigs...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and car thingamajigs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/clarisse_medina/siggies/clarisse2.png" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" onclick="return addthis_sendto()" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onmouseover="return addthis_open(this, '', '[URL]', '[TITLE]')"&gt;&lt;img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px;" width="125" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js?pub=wonderwifey" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php" name="fb_share" type="button_count"&gt;Share&lt;/a&gt;&lt;script src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/connect.php/js/FB.Share" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-3508088005046187069?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/06/saturday.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/clarisse_medina/siggies/th_clarisse2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-1318427356279733882</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2011 03:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-11T20:20:54.642-07:00</atom:updated><title>Clean Up Time</title><description>I think the only thing I really don't enjoy about entertaining and holding&amp;nbsp;parties at home&amp;nbsp;(no matter how small)&amp;nbsp;is cleaning up the day after.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Normally, the hubs and I tidy up the living room, the dining table, the buffet counters&amp;nbsp;as soon&amp;nbsp;as the guests leave.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;The dirty pots and pans and used dishes get to stay&amp;nbsp;soaking on soap and water on our kitchen sink until the next day when we have regained enough strength to load the dishwasher, manually wash the delicate china and wine glasses, steam wipe the counters, mop the floor, and put the entire room back to immaculate condition. It could be crazy because I hate using disposables aka paper plates and red plastic cups, and always insist on putting out the good ones...gold-rimmed fine bones on fab chargers.&amp;nbsp; Enjoy now, suffer later.&amp;nbsp; I take the LIFE IS TOO SHORT-USE THE GOOD&amp;nbsp;CHINA NOW&amp;nbsp;cliche seriously.&amp;nbsp; No, seriously, when will you use them?&amp;nbsp; Carpe Diem!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also hate cleaning up the&amp;nbsp;bathrooms....sanitizing both the toilet bowls upstairs and downstairs as well as the&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://mrdirectint.com/sinksandfaucets/bathroom-sinks-porcelain-bathroom-sinks-c-30_23.html"&gt;ceramic sinks&lt;/a&gt; and counters, not that we get sloppy guests....but&amp;nbsp;I'm just OC that way.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last night was nice and fab. I don't mind entertaining often.&amp;nbsp; I just wish someone else can clean up for me.&amp;nbsp; Although I have nothing to complain about. The hubs is slowly putting away the dishes now, and for sure, he will be wiping the &lt;a href="http://mrdirectint.com/sinksandfaucets/bathroom-sinks-porcelain-bathroom-sinks-c-30_23.html"&gt;ceramic sink&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;with Lysol wipes.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well-trained puppy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/clarisse_medina/siggies/clarisse2.png" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" onclick="return addthis_sendto()" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onmouseover="return addthis_open(this, '', '[URL]', '[TITLE]')"&gt;&lt;img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px;" width="125" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js?pub=wonderwifey" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php" name="fb_share" type="button_count"&gt;Share&lt;/a&gt;&lt;script src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/connect.php/js/FB.Share" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-1318427356279733882?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/06/clean-up-time.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/clarisse_medina/siggies/th_clarisse2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-186330131073827967</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2011 23:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-11T20:00:36.318-07:00</atom:updated><title>Reason for last night</title><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;One of the best I've ever had...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0IVqXoanwRY/TfQrvKT_LfI/AAAAAAAAAt8/8_qpIOoKGLQ/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0IVqXoanwRY/TfQrvKT_LfI/AAAAAAAAAt8/8_qpIOoKGLQ/s1600/1.jpg" t8="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Blend: 63% Cabernet Sauvignon, 13% Petit Verdot, 12% Malbec, 9% Merlot, 3% Cabernet Franc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Notes: Brilliantly-colored, dark ruby wine with aromas of ripe cherries, red plum, lavender, cinnamon and allspice. There are also hints of tobacco, mocha, toasted walnuts and anise. On the palate, this smooth-textured wine offers a full-mouth, medium bodied feel. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sent from my iPhone&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-186330131073827967?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/06/reason-for-last-night.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0IVqXoanwRY/TfQrvKT_LfI/AAAAAAAAAt8/8_qpIOoKGLQ/s72-c/1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-2386600800956924969</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2011 21:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-11T14:23:29.455-07:00</atom:updated><title>*yawn*</title><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VEhlk9TKQMQ/TfPc0YrJpzI/AAAAAAAAAt0/UU4XZgYFEj0/s1600/photo-709456.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VEhlk9TKQMQ/TfPc0YrJpzI/AAAAAAAAAt0/UU4XZgYFEj0/s320/photo-709456.JPG"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5617075952795887410" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Good morning....er, afternoon! Slept at 4ish after hosting a small wine and steak dinner party at home that turned into chat-a-thon. Just woke up at 2p. Gotta claim the rest of Saturday before it slips into nothingness!!! Well, nothingness is good too! *yawn* &lt;p&gt;PS. I said we would cancel/reschedule it....but what do you know....got suckered into putting out a spread after all! Tomato Bisque Soup, Spinach-Almonds-Craisin Salad, Grilled Steak, Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Grilled Corn on the cob, Teriyaki Portabello Mushrooms, and Ice Cream-n-chocochip cookie with Amaretto Liqueur for dessert!   Oh, we opened this bottle of red wine -- the real reason why we hosted dinner to begin with....it&amp;#39;s called &amp;quot;Artistry&amp;quot; from Girard Winery in Napa Valley. &lt;p&gt;[06.11.11]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-2386600800956924969?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/06/yawn.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VEhlk9TKQMQ/TfPc0YrJpzI/AAAAAAAAAt0/UU4XZgYFEj0/s72-c/photo-709456.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3011308838357831962.post-8475465131465196771</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 19:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-10T12:15:38.875-07:00</atom:updated><title>A Breath of Fresh Air</title><description>&lt;div class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-F9ZRc8lZnug/TfJrUzGh_OI/AAAAAAAAAtk/bvCd916BZ44/s1600/photo-718486.JPG"&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616669690343587042" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-F9ZRc8lZnug/TfJrUzGh_OI/AAAAAAAAAtk/bvCd916BZ44/s320/photo-718486.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;A handwritten snail mail came in&amp;nbsp;today at work...I love getting these!&amp;nbsp; Usually it's from old (and I mean "aging") clients.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, TGIF!&amp;nbsp; The hubs and I were supposed to host a Steak and Wine dinner tonight. But I (yes, I, the hostess) requested to resched.&amp;nbsp; That's a first for me.&amp;nbsp; But I know for sure that one way of avoiding stress is to be the captain of your own ship!!!&amp;nbsp; There's a lot on my plate lately (well, like, ever!) and I'm trying to MAKE TIME for REST!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So rest it is! Rest it will be....tonight! *wink*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS.&amp;nbsp; I hope your weekend rocks.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3011308838357831962-8475465131465196771?l=www.wonderwifey.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.wonderwifey.com/2011/06/breath-of-fresh-air.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (~ "C")</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-F9ZRc8lZnug/TfJrUzGh_OI/AAAAAAAAAtk/bvCd916BZ44/s72-c/photo-718486.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></item></channel></rss>
